The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: This ain't a scene, it's a God damn arms race
The Misheard: Let's eat lets eat, it's a dead ostrich
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Real Lyric: Cold in life's throws
The Misheard: Goat in life's throat
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Real Lyric: All of this hatred is f**king real
The Misheard: Call off this hatred Chris f**king rules
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Real Lyric: Dream of Californication
The Misheard: Jesus can't afford a kitchen
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Real Lyric: Bring me a higher love Bring me a higher love, oh Bring me a higher love Where's that higher love, I keep thinking of
The Misheard: Bring me a iron lungBring me a iron lungBring me a iron lungWhere's that iron lung I keep thinking of
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Real Lyric: I got my first real six-string Bought it at the five-and-dime
The Misheard: I got my first real sex dreamBoy, I was five at the time
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Real Lyric: She wore a Raspberry beret
The Misheard: D'you wanna dance Sherry-Marie
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Real Lyric: Believe Me You bleed for me I'll bleed for you I caught you walking though walls Drowned with applause
The Misheard: Believe MeYou pizza meI'll Pizza youI caught you marking through wallsTry to climb
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Real Lyric: Should I give up or should I just keep chasing pavements
The Misheard: Should I give up or should I just keep chasing babies
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Real Lyric: If there's a bustle in your hedgerow Don't be alarmed now
The Misheard: If bustop on the highway Don't be alone no
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