The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Walking down the street, shooting people that I meet Fully loaded Tommy gun Here come the deputy, try f**king getting me Gotta f**king get up and run
The Misheard: Walking down the street, shooting people that I meetFully loaded Tommy gunHere come the deputy, try f**king hitting meGod is f**king a nun
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Real Lyric: The search has come full circle
The Misheard: The search has come for supper
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Real Lyric: And you'll wish you could quit Once you're really sick of it But you're on drugs
The Misheard: And you wish you could queef'Cause you're really sick of itBut you're on drugs
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Real Lyric: Run away before you drown Or the streets will beat you down
The Misheard: Run away before you down And the freaks will beat you down
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Real Lyric: Chop top he says, I'm gonna win big
The Misheard: Choc top he says, I'm gonna win big
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Real Lyric: The lemon kid is my friend
The Misheard: They'll let him get his muffin
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Real Lyric: Admiral Halsey notified me He had to have a berth or he couldn't get to sea
The Misheard: Admiral Halsey notified meHe had to have a bath or he couldn't get to sleep
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Real Lyric: And this is where I grew up I think the present owner fixed it up
The Misheard: This is where I grew up I think the prison must have fixed it up
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Real Lyric: For those about to rock - fire
The Misheard: The Devil's about to come - f**k
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Real Lyric: Sure as Kilimanjaro rises like Olympus above the Serengeti
The Misheard: Sure as Kilimanjaro rises like a lepress above the Serengeti
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