The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: You're still the same old girl you used to be
The Misheard: You're still the same old whore you used to be
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Real Lyric: Soy un perdedor
The Misheard: Soooooooo, Canada!
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Real Lyric: Racin' the clouds home
The Misheard: Raising the plateau
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Real Lyric: We can do the innuendo, we can dance and sing
The Misheard: we can doo-doo in the window we can dance and stink
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Real Lyric: Revved up like a deuce Another runner in the night
The Misheard: Wrapped up like a doucheAnother boner in the night
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Real Lyric: I'm smeared across the page, and doused in gasoline I wear you like a stain Yet I'm the one who's obscene Catch me up on all your sordid little insurrections I've got no time to lose I'm just caught up in all the cattle
The Misheard: I'm split across the pageI rig like I stayCatch me up I know your stormy little lisp erectionsI've got no top to loose I'm just caught up in all the battle
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Real Lyric: If I ever feel better Remind me to spend some good time with you You can give me your number When it's all over I'll let you know
The Misheard: If I ever feel betterWill I meet douchebags on Fourth AvenueYou can give me your numberWhen it's all over I'll let you know
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Real Lyric: Her soul slides away But don't look back in anger I heard you say
The Misheard: Her soul slides away But don't look back you wankerI heard you say
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Real Lyric: Couldn't cut the mustard
The Misheard: Can't risk another mistake
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Real Lyric: She seems to have an invisible touch yeah
The Misheard: She seems to have an invisible tushie
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