The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Shake it like a Polaroid picture
The Misheard: Shake it like a horny white b***h
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Real Lyric: I gotta shake it off
The Misheard: I gotta chicken roll
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Real Lyric: Some underworld spy or the wife of a close friend
The Misheard: Some underworld spy or the wife of a postman
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Real Lyric: I'm all shook up
The Misheard: Come on, sugar
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Real Lyric: So I took her out giggin frogs, and introduced her to my old bird dog And sang her every Wilie Nelson song I could think of
The Misheard: So I took her out giggin frogs introduced her to my ober-domeAnd sang her every Wilie Nelson song I could think of
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Real Lyric: So bye, bye Miss American Pie Drove my Chevy to the levee but the levee was dry And them good old boys were drinking whiskey and rye
The Misheard: My, my Miss American PieBought my chevy at the levy but the levy was pieBye, bye, bye, Miss American Pie
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Real Lyric: Give me the beat boys and free my soul
The Misheard: Give me the Beach Boys and free my soul
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Real Lyric: Water flowing underground
The Misheard: Water flowing up your butt
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Real Lyric: Heart of rock and roll is still beating
The Misheard: The heart of rock'n'roll is Topeka
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Real Lyric: You'll say anything to avoid a fight
The Misheard: You'd say anything to a boy of five
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