The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Jojo was a man who thought he was a loner But he knew it couldn't last Jojo left his home in Tucson, Arizona For some California grass Get back, get back Get back to where you once belonged
The Misheard: JoJo was a man who though he was a womanBut he was another manJoJo lived his own in too sun ArizonaBoston Californ-ni-ahGet back, get backGet back to where you want to spend love
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Real Lyric: Like a drifter I was born to walk alone
The Misheard: Like a twister I was born to walk alone
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Real Lyric: I'm a bad ambassador
The Misheard: I'm a bad **s b*****d, oh!
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Real Lyric: You've left your phone so I invaded I hated what I saw
The Misheard: You lift your foot so I can pint itI hated what I saw
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Real Lyric: Livin', lovin', she's just a woman
The Misheard: Live it love it then eat 'em all up
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Real Lyric: Blocking up the scenery, breaking my mind
The Misheard: Walking up the scenery, on a land mine
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Real Lyric: Time goes by so slowly
The Misheard: Damn good spice so slowly
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Real Lyric: And pray for the thunder And the rain To quietly pass me by
The Misheard: And pray for the thunder And the rainOh, why did she have to die
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Real Lyric: Why'd you have to go make things so complicated I see the way your acting like your somebody else Gets me fraustrated
The Misheard: Why'd you have to go make things so constipatedI see the way your acting like you don't have a problemTaking laxitives
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Real Lyric: Sorry I ain't a diva
The Misheard: Sorry I ate a beaver
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