The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Loose, foot loose
The Misheard: Fat Louis, Fat Louis
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Real Lyric: She's in my bloodstream Tonight she's draining me
The Misheard: Cheese in my bloodstreamTonight she's draining me
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Real Lyric: Call me a cheapskate, come on for Pete's sake
The Misheard: Call me a cheese stain, come off a pizza
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Real Lyric: Oh lord, won't you buy me a mercedes benz
The Misheard: Oh lord, won't you buy me a mercy dispense
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Real Lyric: 'Cause I don't wanna break Your fine face I can't take The way you wanna wrap me up Inside your smile
The Misheard: 'Cause I don't wanna beYour boyfriend's second d**kThe way you wanna rub me offI just smile
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Real Lyric: How wonderful life is while you're in the world
The Misheard: How wonderful I fizz while you're in the world
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Real Lyric: But it don't matter 'cause you're in it and it don't matter but then I get it
The Misheard: But it don't matter that I wait and it don't matter that I'm gay
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Real Lyric: All your suits are custom made in London
The Misheard: All your suits are custom made and laundered
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Real Lyric: Turn the beat around Love to hear the percussion
The Misheard: Turn the Beat aroundLove to feel the passion
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Real Lyric: Strumming my pain with her fingers
The Misheard: Strumming my belly with her fingers
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