The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: It's already half past And it won't last
The Misheard: It's already half pastAnd it's half **sed
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Real Lyric: It's making me tense what you're telling me
The Misheard: Swing on me tits when you're telling me
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Real Lyric: This ain't a scene, it’s a god damn arms race This ain't a scene, it’s a god damn arms race This ain't a scene, it’s a god damn arms race I'm not a shoulder to cry on but I digress I'm a leading man And the lies I weave are oh so intricate, oh so intricate I'm a leading man And the lies I weave are oh so intricate, oh so intricate
The Misheard: This ain't a sea, it's a god damn **s faceThis ain't a sea, it's a god damn **s faceI'm not a shoulder to cry on, but I die bestI'm a leaving manAnd the wives I leave are also into cats, also into catsI'm a leaving manAnd th
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Real Lyric: Your eyes tell the stories of a day you wish you could
The Misheard: Your eyes tell the story of the day you were shampooed
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Real Lyric: Beverly Hills Rollin' like a celebrity
The Misheard: Beverly HillsRollin' Like a silver grenade
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Real Lyric: La vie en rose
The Misheard: La viande rose
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Real Lyric: We got married in a fever
The Misheard: We got married in a beaver
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Real Lyric: Here comes Johnny singing oldies, goldies
The Misheard: Here comes Johnnie singing goalie, stories
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Real Lyric: You'll pick your son, pick your daughter too From the bottom of a long glass tube
The Misheard: You'll pick your son, pick your daughter tooFrom the bottom of a long glass shoe
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Real Lyric: Stop! The love you save may be your own
The Misheard: Stop! I love you baby be your own
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