The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Until the sun comes up over Santa Monica Boulevard
The Misheard: Until the sun comes up and the salmon on the lake will be fresh
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Real Lyric: It ain't my call, It ain't my b***h.
The Misheard: Steve he tastes like you, but sweeter
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Real Lyric: He grabbed his pants and spread his stance
The Misheard: Crapped his pants and fed his dance
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Real Lyric: Short skirts, Long hair My hormones flying everywhere
The Misheard: Short skirts, Long hair Muhammed-signs everywhere
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Real Lyric: Pays my ticket when I speed
The Misheard: Bakes my chicken when I sleep
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Real Lyric: Flexing vocabulary runs right through me The alphabet runs right from A to Z
The Misheard: Sex and vocabulary runs right through meThe alphabet runs right from A to Z
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Real Lyric: Keep it up, keep it up, don't be a pri, hey Madonna, uh You gotta get em all, hop
The Misheard: Keep it up, keep it up, don't be a p***k heyMadonna, You gotta give him my HA
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Real Lyric: It's already half past And it won't last
The Misheard: It's already half pastAnd it's half **sed
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Real Lyric: It's making me tense what you're telling me
The Misheard: Swing on me tits when you're telling me
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Real Lyric: This ain't a scene, it’s a god damn arms race This ain't a scene, it’s a god damn arms race This ain't a scene, it’s a god damn arms race I'm not a shoulder to cry on but I digress I'm a leading man And the lies I weave are oh so intricate, oh so intricate I'm a leading man And the lies I weave are oh so intricate, oh so intricate
The Misheard: This ain't a sea, it's a god damn **s faceThis ain't a sea, it's a god damn **s faceI'm not a shoulder to cry on, but I die bestI'm a leaving manAnd the wives I leave are also into cats, also into catsI'm a leaving manAnd th
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