The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Rita Haywood gave good face
The Misheard: Rita Haywood gave good head
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Real Lyric: He used to do surgery For girls in the eighties But gravity always wins And it wears him out, it wears him out
The Misheard: She used to do surgeryFor girls in their eightiesBut gravity ever spinsAnd they're words of mouth, they're words of mouth
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Real Lyric: I wanna have groupies
The Misheard: I wanna have boobies
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Real Lyric: She's so good looking but she looks like a man
The Misheard: She's so good looking but she looks like a ram
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Real Lyric: And we dance on and we dance on
The Misheard: I'm an **shole I'm an **shole
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Real Lyric: In the sea of life, you're just a minnow
The Misheard: I see your eyes, you're just an emo
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Real Lyric: Said it before and I'll say it again while others pretend
The Misheard: My mother's pretend
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Real Lyric: Lionized
The Misheard: Friday nights
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Real Lyric: Dirty deeds done dirt cheap
The Misheard: Dirty deeds dundergee
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Real Lyric: In a cafe on Main Street
The Misheard: And a catfight on Main Street
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