The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: It's like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife
The Misheard: It's like ten thousand grooms when all you need is a wife
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Real Lyric: Mile upon mile, got no direction
The Misheard: Malapo my guy no direction
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Real Lyric: Turn them on, turn them on Turn on those sad songs When all hope is gone Why don't you tune in and turn them on
The Misheard: Turn on my arm, turn on my armTurn on on those sad songsWhen our hope is goneWhy don't you chew in and turn them on
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Real Lyric: Hey you, what do ya see Something beautiful or something free
The Misheard: Hey you, what do you seeStarin at me like I'm some kind of freak
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Real Lyric: And there's a light inside of you And there's a light inside of me
The Misheard: And there's a lot inside of youAnd there's a lot in sodomy
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Real Lyric: We wore old matador boots Only Flagg Brothers had them with a Cuban heel
The Misheard: Wore steel-toed bootsWe couldn't fathom with dog poop on the heel
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Real Lyric: Revved up like a duece Another runner in the night
The Misheard: Wrapped up like a deuche In the woman of the night
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Real Lyric: Yeah, they're all bold as love
The Misheard: Yes I bought, bought his love
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Real Lyric: I heard ol' Neil put her down
The Misheard: Her don't need no purty town
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Real Lyric: Beneath its snowy mantle cold and clean The unborn grass lies waiting for its coat to turn to green
The Misheard: Beneath this snowy mantle cold and cleanThe unborn rat lies waiting for its bowl of turnip greens
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