The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: I'll be so careful, I'll hold you like china I'll promise not to hurt you, I'll hold you like china You won't feel nothing, I'll hold you like china 'Cause I know it's your first time
The Misheard: I'll be so careful, I'll hold your vaginaI'll promise not to hurt you, I'll hold your vaginaYou won't feel nothing, I'll hold your vagina'Cos I know it's your first time
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Real Lyric: Rockin the Casbah
The Misheard: Lock the taskbar
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Real Lyric: You were meant for me and I was meant for you
The Misheard: You were meant for me and I was meant for Hugh
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Real Lyric: Your love is like bad medicine Bad medicine is what I need
The Misheard: Hello, do you like vandalism Vandalism is what I need
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Real Lyric: I'll be there for you When the rain starts to fall
The Misheard: I'll be there for you When the king starts to call
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Real Lyric: Beauty's only skin deep
The Misheard: Rudy's at the shindig
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Real Lyric: Put a smile on your face ten miles wide
The Misheard: Put a smile on your face pimp my ride
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Real Lyric: All you wanna do is live my life from the get-go
The Misheard: All I wanna do is live my life as a gecko
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Real Lyric: She's got class and style
The Misheard: She's got glasses now
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Real Lyric: Don't go chasing waterfalls
The Misheard: Go, Go, Jason Waterfalls
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