The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Don't you know how much I want you
The Misheard: Don't you know how my child wants you
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Real Lyric: I would swallow my pride, I would choke on the rhines But the lack thereof would leave me empty inside Swallow my doubt turn it inside out Find nothing but faith in nothing Want to put my tender, heart it in a blender Watch it spin around to a beautiful oblivion Rendezvous then I'm through with you
The Misheard: I would swallow my pride, I would choke on the rindsBut the laughter of would leave me empty insideSwallow my doubt turn it inside outFind nothing but faith in nothingWallet for my tender, heart in a blenderWatch it spin around to a be
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Real Lyric: Slash n' burn
The Misheard: Crash n' turn
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Real Lyric: Hey teachers leave them kids alone
The Misheard: Hey teacher leave my kid alone
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Real Lyric: Crazy little thing called love
The Misheard: Crazy little thing Allen
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Real Lyric: Got you're lipstick mark still on your coffee cup
The Misheard: I've got your lipstick, Mark, still on my coffee cup
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Real Lyric: A young girl with eyes like the desert
The Misheard: Young girl with eyes like potatoes
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Real Lyric: Oh I wish I was a punk rocker with flowers in my hair in 77 and 69 revolution was in the air I was born too late to a world that doesnt care Oh I wish I was a punk rocker with flowers in my hair
The Misheard: Oh I wish I was a prawn cracker with fried rice in my hair Numbers 77 and 69 please deliver with special care But I ordered too late now the delivery guy wont be here Oh I wish I was a prawn cracker with fried rice in my hair
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Real Lyric: This ain't a scene, it's a God damn arms race
The Misheard: Let's eat lets eat, it's a dead ostrich
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Real Lyric: Cold in life's throws
The Misheard: Goat in life's throat
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