The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: I got my first real six-string Bought it at the five-and-dime
The Misheard: I got my first real sex dreamBoy, I was five at the time
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Real Lyric: She wore a Raspberry beret
The Misheard: D'you wanna dance Sherry-Marie
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Real Lyric: Believe Me You bleed for me I'll bleed for you I caught you walking though walls Drowned with applause
The Misheard: Believe MeYou pizza meI'll Pizza youI caught you marking through wallsTry to climb
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Real Lyric: Should I give up or should I just keep chasing pavements
The Misheard: Should I give up or should I just keep chasing babies
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Real Lyric: If there's a bustle in your hedgerow Don't be alarmed now
The Misheard: If bustop on the highway Don't be alone no
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Real Lyric: We were so in vies In our dance hall days We were cool on cries
The Misheard: We were so indecisiveIn our dance hall daysWe were cool on Christ
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Real Lyric: And I'm trying to keep from going under
The Misheard: I'm drive keep from govin unda
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Real Lyric: Never a frown with golden brown
The Misheard: Man for a frown with golden brown
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Real Lyric: I love her because She moves in her own way
The Misheard: I love fairy cakesshe moves in her own way
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Real Lyric: It's party time for the guys in the tower of babel Sodom meet Gomorrah, Cain meet Abel
The Misheard: It's party time for the gods in the tower of babel Some become more, Cain than Abel
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