The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Hey teachers leave them kids alone
The Misheard: Hey teacher leave my kid alone
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Real Lyric: Crazy little thing called love
The Misheard: Crazy little thing Allen
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Real Lyric: Got you're lipstick mark still on your coffee cup
The Misheard: I've got your lipstick, Mark, still on my coffee cup
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Real Lyric: A young girl with eyes like the desert
The Misheard: Young girl with eyes like potatoes
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Real Lyric: Oh I wish I was a punk rocker with flowers in my hair in 77 and 69 revolution was in the air I was born too late to a world that doesnt care Oh I wish I was a punk rocker with flowers in my hair
The Misheard: Oh I wish I was a prawn cracker with fried rice in my hair Numbers 77 and 69 please deliver with special care But I ordered too late now the delivery guy wont be here Oh I wish I was a prawn cracker with fried rice in my hair
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Real Lyric: This ain't a scene, it's a God damn arms race
The Misheard: Let's eat lets eat, it's a dead ostrich
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Real Lyric: Cold in life's throws
The Misheard: Goat in life's throat
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Real Lyric: All of this hatred is f**king real
The Misheard: Call off this hatred Chris f**king rules
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Real Lyric: Dream of Californication
The Misheard: Jesus can't afford a kitchen
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Real Lyric: Bring me a higher love Bring me a higher love, oh Bring me a higher love Where's that higher love, I keep thinking of
The Misheard: Bring me a iron lungBring me a iron lungBring me a iron lungWhere's that iron lung I keep thinking of
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