The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: But I swear it was in self defence
The Misheard: But I swear it wasn't sucky pants
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Real Lyric: This ain't a scene, it's a god damn arms race
The Misheard: This ain't for free it's a god damn horse race
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Real Lyric: Amadeus Amadeus, Amadeus Amadeus Amadeus, Amadeus Amadeus Amadeus, oh oh oh Amadeus Come on and rock me Amadeus Amadeus Amadeus, Amadeus Amadeus Amadeus, Amadeus Amadeus Amadeus, oh oh oh Amadeus
The Misheard: On potatoes, on potatoes, broccoli on potatoes
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Real Lyric: When smokey sings, I hear violins
The Misheard: When smoke gets in, I hear violins
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Real Lyric: Happiness hit me on the first day that we met She was sitting in my kitchen with a face I can't forget She was looking my direction and calling with her eyes I was trying to do an interview and telling them all lies Last year in the summer with a tiffany lamp over her head
The Misheard: Happiness hit me on the first day that we metShe was sitting in my kitchen with a face I can't forgetShe was looking my direction and calling with her eyesI was trying to do an interview and telling them all liesLassie in the summer with
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Real Lyric: Oh its full of nasty habits when the b***h gets back
The Misheard: All the fools will not be happy when the b***h gets back
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Real Lyric: Eat meat on Friday that's alright Even like steak on a Saturday night
The Misheard: Meet me on a Friday that's alrightEvil laughter on a Saturday night
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Real Lyric: Caribbean queen
The Misheard: Malibu twit
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Real Lyric: Our lips are sealed
The Misheard: Honest facile
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Real Lyric: They paved paradise And put up a parking lot
The Misheard: Gay paradiseThey put up a f**king light
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