The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Your cowboy hat, my tutu
The Misheard: Your cowboy had my tutu
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Real Lyric: I've got the power
The Misheard: Agathe Bauer
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Real Lyric: Happy to be stuck with you
The Misheard: Happy to discuss with you
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Real Lyric: It's just no good anymore since you went away
The Misheard: It's just no good anymore since your wedding day
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Real Lyric: There is no pain, you are receding A distant ship's smoke on the horizon
The Misheard: There is no pain, you are receivingA distant s**t smoke on the horizon
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Real Lyric: When your conscience hits, you knock it back with pills
The Misheard: When your conscience hits, you now get back with Phil
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Real Lyric: Love is a battlefield
The Misheard: Love is a cattleguard
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Real Lyric: Our lips are sealed
The Misheard: Otters and seals
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Real Lyric: I'm blue da ba dee da ba die
The Misheard: I'm blue and I'm in need of a guy
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