The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: What follows Has led me to this place where I belong with all erased
The Misheard: What follows Has led me to this place where I beat off without a trace
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Real Lyric: Hold me closer tiny dancer
The Misheard: Hold me closer Tony Danza
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Real Lyric: Fool just another fool just another Iv'e been waiting
The Misheard: Just another Pooh just another poohI've been wanking
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Real Lyric: Hey God, tell me what the hell is going on
The Misheard: Helga, tell me what the hell is going on
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Real Lyric: My my my, I'm once bitten, twice shy baby
The Misheard: My my my, wanna spread your thighs wide baby
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Real Lyric: I ain't no hollaback girl
The Misheard: Ain't no ugly fat girl
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Real Lyric: I'm madly in anger with you
The Misheard: Madeline I'm angry with you
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Real Lyric: This is the story of a girl, Who cried a river and drowned the whole world! And while she looked so sad in photographs, I absolutely love her, When she smiles
The Misheard: This is the story of a girl Who cried a river and drowned the whole world And while she looked so mad when she mowed the grass I absolutely love herWhen she smiles
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Real Lyric: I wanna hold you high and steal your pain
The Misheard: I wanna hold you high and I am still your pimp
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Real Lyric: I like girls that wear Abercrombie and Fitch
The Misheard: I like girls who stand at the prom eating fish
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