The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: It's just no good anymore since you went away
The Misheard: It's just no good anymore since your wedding day
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Real Lyric: There is no pain, you are receding A distant ship's smoke on the horizon
The Misheard: There is no pain, you are receivingA distant s**t smoke on the horizon
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Real Lyric: When your conscience hits, you knock it back with pills
The Misheard: When your conscience hits, you now get back with Phil
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Real Lyric: Love is a battlefield
The Misheard: Love is a cattleguard
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Real Lyric: Our lips are sealed
The Misheard: Otters and seals
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Real Lyric: I'm blue da ba dee da ba die
The Misheard: I'm blue and I'm in need of a guy
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Real Lyric: Heard it through the grapevine
The Misheard: Come on do the freak man
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Real Lyric: All around, people looking half dead Walking on the sidewalk, hotter than a match head
The Misheard: All around people lookin' half deadWalkin' on the sidewalk, hotter than a mattress
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Real Lyric: How will I know if he really loves me I say a prayer with every heartbeat I fall in love whenever we meet I'm asking you what you know about these things
The Misheard: How will I know if he really loves meI say a prayer with every heartbeatI fall in love whenever we meetI'm asking you 'cause you know about bee stings
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