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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Artist: Lil John

    Song: Snap Yo Fingers

    Real Lyric: Snap ya fingers

    The Misheard: Snap yo bagels

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    Artist: Paul McCartney

    Song: Mull of Kintyre

    Real Lyric: Mull of Kintyre, oh mist rolling in from the sea

    The Misheard: Rollicking times, as mists rolling in from the sea

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    Artist: The Hollies

    Song: He Ain't Heavy, He's My Brother

    Real Lyric: His welfare is of my concern

    The Misheard: He as wealthy as a MacKinson

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    Artist: Metallica

    Song: Fuel

    Real Lyric: Adrenaline crash and crash my head Nitro junkie, paint me dead

    The Misheard: A german crash to crack my headNitro's funky, makes me dead

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    Artist: Avenged Sevenfold

    Song: Seize The Day

    Real Lyric: It's empty and cold without you here Too many people to ache over

    The Misheard: It's empty and cold without you hereToo many people to wank over

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    Artist: Bananarama

    Song: Venus

    Real Lyric: I'm your Venus, I'm your fire At your desire

    The Misheard: I'm your penis, I'm your fire Your desire

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    Artist: Knack

    Song: My Sharona

    Real Lyric: My Sharona

    The Misheard: My Scrotum

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    Artist: Manfred Mann's Earth Band

    Song: Blinded by the Light

    Real Lyric: Revved up like a deuce Another runner in the night

    The Misheard: Rapped up like a douche bag Running over in the night

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    Artist: Abba

    Song: Dancing Queen

    Real Lyric: See that girl, watch that scene Dig in the dancing queen

    The Misheard: See that girl, watch he screamSinging dancing queen

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    Artist: Rolling Stones

    Song: Start Me Up

    Real Lyric: If you can start me up

    The Misheard: Yu ka sob io

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