The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Mirror queen, mannequin
The Misheard: Little green manatee
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Real Lyric: You're on drugs
The Misheard: You're on jugs
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Real Lyric: It's sad you only get your fame through controversy
The Misheard: Santa's gonna' getcha' through the soles of his sleigh
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Real Lyric: Blame it on the rain yeah yeah
The Misheard: Blame it on Lorraine yeah yeah
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Real Lyric: Hey now, you're an all star get your game on
The Misheard: Hey now, you're an all star go to K-Mart
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Real Lyric: I'm steppin' it hotter this year
The Misheard: Here comes the hot stepper (word up!)
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Real Lyric: I'm walkin on sunshine, wooooah And don't it feel good
The Misheard: I'm walking on sunshine waaaaaoooooo It doesen't feel good
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Real Lyric: I got my diddly spayed
The Misheard: I got my jelly spread
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Real Lyric: This is the first thing I remember Now it's the last thing left on my mind Afraid of the dark, do you hear me whisper An empty heart replaced with paranoia Where do we go life's temporary After we're gone like new years resolutions Why is this hard do you recognize me I know I'm wrong but I can't help believing
The Misheard: This is the verse need I rememberNow it's the last being left on my mindAfraid of the dark you hear me whisperEnergy Hard my friends were never normalWhere do we go life's temporaryAfter we're gone last new year's resolutionsLi
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Real Lyric: Well, I built me a raft and she's ready for floatin
The Misheard: That filthy ol' redhead is ready to bone me
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