The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Last dance with Mary Jane
The Misheard: Last dance with John McCain
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Real Lyric: Let me hold you
The Misheard: F**k me homie
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Real Lyric: You and me endlessly
The Misheard: You and me and Leslie
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Real Lyric: Oh oh oh, oh oh oh, be my baby I'll look after you
The Misheard: Oh, oh please be thankfulI'll look after you
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Real Lyric: He got Ono sideboard
The Misheard: He got Ono sideburns
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Real Lyric: Hey, boy, do you wanna score
The Misheard: Hey, boy, do you want a scone
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Real Lyric: This is a journey meant for your anxiety This is a journey meant for your anxiety This is a journey meant for your anxiety This is a journey meant for your anxiety
The Misheard: This is a job named BessTheater boots anxietyThis is a job named Bess. Where the anxietyThis is a job named Bess fear and anxietyThis is a job named Bess fear anxiety
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Real Lyric: Spanning, further deeper I know you're out to try me I'm not in this to be a slave
The Misheard: Spinning, further deeperI know you're out to tryI'm not in this dumb penis life
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Real Lyric: Gypsies, tramps and thieves
The Misheard: Gypsie chimp's knees
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Real Lyric: But I couldn't see the light
The Misheard: With a Dixie Light
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