The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: I have to turn my head until my darkness goes
The Misheard: I have to turn my head and tell my garden gnomes
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Real Lyric: Tastes so good make a grown man cry
The Misheard: Tastes so good make an old man cry
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Real Lyric: Do you come from a land down under
The Misheard: Do you come from Orlando, baby
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Real Lyric: Shake your bon-bon
The Misheard: Chicken parm-parm
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Real Lyric: When you're big in Japan, tonight Big in Japan, be tight
The Misheard: When you're a pig in a pan, tonightPig in a pan, be tight
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Real Lyric: My blood runs cold My memory has just been sold
The Misheard: My blood runs cold My ovary has just been sold
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Real Lyric: Tenth avenue freeze out
The Misheard: Black devil in freesign
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Real Lyric: If you start me up If you start me up I'll never stop
The Misheard: Yugoslavia Yugoslavia I never stop
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Real Lyric: if you wannabe my lover, you have got to give Taking is too easy, but that's the way it is
The Misheard: if you wannabe my lover sex is 50p condoms are fiver buy on get one free
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Real Lyric: Light touch my hand, in a dream of Golden Skans, from now on You can forget our future plans Night touch my hand with the turning Golden Skans, From the night and the light, all plans are golden in your hand
The Misheard: oohhh patt ohhh patt light touched my bum I had a dream of poopy pants
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