The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Patty Sue was a small town beauty I took one look at her and had to pull her to me
The Misheard: Patty Sue was a small town beauty I took one look at her and had to pull her TOOTY
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Real Lyric: Let's ride with the family down the street Through the courtesy of Fred's two feet
The Misheard: Let's ride with the family down the streetThrough the courage meat of real fried beef
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Real Lyric: I am the lord of the dance said He
The Misheard: I am the lord of the damp settee
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Real Lyric: Say you will, say you won't Say you'll do what I don't Say you're true Say to me c'est la vie
The Misheard: Say you will, say you won'tSay you'll do what I don'tSay you're true Say to me Sailorv
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Real Lyric: He treat me like a ragdoll She hides the television
The Misheard: He has a rentalShiite television
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Real Lyric: I shot the sheriff, but I did not shoot the deputy
The Misheard: I shot the sheriff, but I did not shoot the dead man's head
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Real Lyric: I'm here to tell you now Each and ev'ry mother's son
The Misheard: I'm here to tell you now You're nothing but a skunk
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Real Lyric: I took my troubles down to Madame Ruth You know that gypsy with the gold-capped tooth
The Misheard: I took my troubles down to Madame RueYou know that gypsy with the gold-capped tooth
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Real Lyric: Cheap wine and a three day growth
The Misheard: Cheap wine and a teenage goat
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Real Lyric: Secret agent man
The Misheard: Secret Asian man
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