The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Shake your bon-bon
The Misheard: Chicken parm-parm
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Real Lyric: When you're big in Japan, tonight Big in Japan, be tight
The Misheard: When you're a pig in a pan, tonightPig in a pan, be tight
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Real Lyric: My blood runs cold My memory has just been sold
The Misheard: My blood runs cold My ovary has just been sold
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Real Lyric: Tenth avenue freeze out
The Misheard: Black devil in freesign
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Real Lyric: If you start me up If you start me up I'll never stop
The Misheard: Yugoslavia Yugoslavia I never stop
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Real Lyric: if you wannabe my lover, you have got to give Taking is too easy, but that's the way it is
The Misheard: if you wannabe my lover sex is 50p condoms are fiver buy on get one free
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Real Lyric: Light touch my hand, in a dream of Golden Skans, from now on You can forget our future plans Night touch my hand with the turning Golden Skans, From the night and the light, all plans are golden in your hand
The Misheard: oohhh patt ohhh patt light touched my bum I had a dream of poopy pants
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Real Lyric: Ohh ohh The top feel so much better than the bottom So much better Man you's a window shopper Mad at me, I think I know why Man you's a window shopper
The Misheard: Ohh ohh The c**k feels so much better than the bottom So much better Mam men your a netto shopper Bought some beans for only 10p
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Real Lyric: Jealousy, turning saints into the sea
The Misheard: Chelsea, turning sinks into the sea
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Real Lyric: Oh, I want to be that complete
The Misheard: Oh, I wanna be back in heat
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