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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Artist: Natalie Merchant

    Song: Kind and Generous

    Real Lyric: Oh I want to thank you, thank you, thank you Thank you, thank you, thank you

    The Misheard: Oh I want to vacuum, vacuum, vacuum Vacuum, vacuum, vacuum

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    Artist: BTO

    Song: Takin' Care Of Business

    Real Lyric: Takin' care of business

    The Misheard: Takin' care of biscuits

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    Artist: MC Hammer

    Song: Too Legit To Quit

    Real Lyric: Too legit, too legit to quit

    The Misheard: Do the jerk, do the jerk lequirt

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    Artist: Digital Underground

    Song: Doowutchyalike

    Real Lyric: Ooh, I see guys and girls dancin', ooh, ooh

    The Misheard: Ooh, cause he got a girl pregnant, ooh, ooh

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    Artist: Led Zeppelin

    Song: Rock And Roll

    Real Lyric: Its been a long time since I rock and rolled, Its been a long time since I did the stroll

    The Misheard: Its been a long time since I rock and rolled,Its been a long time since I did thats gold

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    Artist: Steve Miller Band

    Song: Fly Like an Eagle

    Real Lyric: Feed the babies Who don't have enough to eat Shoe the children With no shoes on their feet

    The Misheard: Feed the babys Who dont have enough to eat To the children With no shoes on their feet

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    Artist: Steve Miller Band

    Song: Take The Money And Run

    Real Lyric: Billy Mack is a detective down in texas

    The Misheard: Willy Mack he has a rectom that's infectious

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Corduroy

    Real Lyric: And I'm already cut up and half dead

    The Misheard: I've already cut off Grandad's head

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    Artist: Elton John

    Song: Bennie And The Jets

    Real Lyric: She's got electric boots, a mohair suit You know I read it in a magazine, ooh ho Be-Be-Bennie and the Jets

    The Misheard: She's got electric boobs, her momma's shoes,You know I read it in a magazine ohB-B-Betty and the Jets

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    Artist: Cave In

    Song: Down The Drain

    Real Lyric: Every morning, she's afraid to wash her face Because she knows that no one Could then read her mind

    The Misheard: Even though when sh'es a filthy b***h, it pays because she moans,no one could bend me her mind

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