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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Artist: Shania Twain

    Song: (If You're Not In It For Love) I'm Outta Here

    Real Lyric: Let me make it clear to you, my dear, yeah If you're not in it for love, I'm outta here

    The Misheard: Let me make it clear to you, my dearIf you're not in it for drugs, I'll have a beer

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    Artist: Linkin Park

    Song: Crawling

    Real Lyric: These wounds they will not heal

    The Misheard: These wound they finding Nemo

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    Artist: Carly Simon

    Song: You're So Vain

    Real Lyric: Some underworld spy or the wife of a close friend

    The Misheard: Some underworld spy or the wife of a postman

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    Artist: AC/DC

    Song: Thunderstruck

    Real Lyric: I was caught In the middle of a railroad track

    The Misheard: I was caught In the middle of a rock and roll attack

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    Artist: Bob Marley

    Song: Exodus

    Real Lyric: Movement of jah people

    The Misheard: Taxibus, move that bunch of people

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    Artist: Manfred Mann's Earth Band

    Song: Blinded by the Light

    Real Lyric: And little Early Pearly came by in his curly wurly And asked me if I needed a ride

    The Misheard: And little early birdy gave my anus curly wurly and asked me if I needed a ride

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    Artist: Destiny's Child

    Song: Independent Women Part 1

    Real Lyric: Throw your hands up at me

    The Misheard: Don't know when you'll pet me

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    Artist: Nirvana

    Song: Smells Like Teen Spirit

    Real Lyric: A mulatto, an albino A mosquito, my libido

    The Misheard: I am senile, I'm a bleeder A mosquito, I'm a beater

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    Artist: Dave Matthews Band

    Song: Typical Situation

    Real Lyric: Eight ball the last if you triumphant be seven oceans - pummel The shores of the sea

    The Misheard: Eight Ball That I stiff you, kick it in the teeth seven oceans - plumet The showers of the sea

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    Artist: Frankie Valli

    Song: My Eyes Adored You

    Real Lyric: My eyes adored you

    The Misheard: My sweet Georgia

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