The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: I ain't no vision, I'm the girl Who loves you inside and out Backwards and forwards With my heart hangin' out
The Misheard: I ain't no vision I'm the girlWho loves you inside and outThat crazy fungus With the heart hanging out
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Real Lyric: Because of you I never stray too far from the sidewalk
The Misheard: Because of you I'm not afraid to fall off the sidewalk
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Real Lyric: But he could play a guitar just like ringing a bell
The Misheard: But he could play a guitar just like a regular girl
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Real Lyric: I'll face myself
The Misheard: I pissed myself
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Real Lyric: Despite all the amputation You can dance to a rock 'n' roll station
The Misheard: Despite all the amputations You know you could just go out and dance to a rock 'n' roll station
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Real Lyric: Then I heard it on the street I heard you mighta found somebody new
The Misheard: Then I heard it on the streetI heard Jeanetta found somebody new
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Real Lyric: You probably thought or even wished that I was dead
The Misheard: Probably father even wished that I was dead
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Real Lyric: I don't need the cheese or the car keys
The Misheard: I don't need the g's or the car keys
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Real Lyric: I get knocked down
The Misheard: I get no dog
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Real Lyric: Rocket man burning out his fuse up here alone
The Misheard: Rocket man, burning up a few joints heading home
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