The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Think invisible ink! or a gink with a stink! or a stair to the sky!
The Misheard: Think invisible ink! or a kid with a stink! or a terrible sky!
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Real Lyric: She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah.
The Misheard: She's got a half pint, easy for a talk show.
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Real Lyric: I'm a cowboy, on a steel horse I ride.
The Misheard: I'm a cowboy, on a still horse I ride.
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Real Lyric: Just call me master (master)
The Misheard: Just call me master (bastard)
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Real Lyric: Audi famam illius
The Misheard: All in my hand
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Real Lyric: I'm looking for a new love, baby A new love, yeah yeah yeah
The Misheard: I'm looking for I know ya are babyI know ya are, yeah yeah yeah
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Real Lyric: ooo i want you
The Misheard: ooowa oojiwa
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Real Lyric: Give me the beat boys...
The Misheard: Give me the beach ball...
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Real Lyric: John Willmot penned his poetry riddled with the pox
The Misheard: John Willmot, and his poetry,rhythmed with a box.
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Real Lyric: Bandages on my legs and my arms from you Bandages
The Misheard: Sandwiches on my legs and my arms for youSandwiches
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