The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: for he who gets hurt will be he who has stalled
The Misheard: for he who gets hurt will be healed in a stall
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Real Lyric: My coke has got no ice in there
The Misheard: My c**k has got no rush in, now
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Real Lyric: I don't want to be the one the battles always choose 'Cause inside I realize that I'm the one confused
The Misheard: I don't want to be the one that battles all with shoes'Cause inside I realize that I'm the one confused
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Real Lyric: Lay me down in sheets of linen You had a busy day today
The Misheard: Lay me down and she's so blendedWe had a visitor today
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Real Lyric: Slip inside my sleeping bag
The Misheard: Slippers in my sleeping bag
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Real Lyric: Savoring this heart that's healing
The Misheard: Savoring this cardboard ceiling
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Real Lyric: Wild Honey Pie
The Misheard: Mild Crummy Pie
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Real Lyric: To feel the fear
The Misheard: Go steal the beer
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Real Lyric: First they ignore you Then laugh at you and hate you Then they fight you, then you win
The Misheard: First they ignore you Then laugh at you and hate you Then they fight you, then they win
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Real Lyric: I'll leave a few shells in my gun And stop me staring at the sun
The Misheard: I'll leave a few smells in my gunAnd stop me staring at the sun
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