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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Artist: Rihanna

    Song: Disturbia

    Real Lyric: Disturbia

    The Misheard: Stir me up

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    Artist: Billy Joel

    Song: Scenes From An Italian Restaurant

    Real Lyric: Well, they got an apartment with deep pile carpets

    The Misheard: Well, they got an apartment with tea pot carpets

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    Artist: Marvin Gaye

    Song: Sexual Healing

    Real Lyric: its such a rush..

    The Misheard: its sucturus

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    Artist: Village People

    Song: In The Navy

    Real Lyric: They want you as the new recruit

    The Misheard: they want you in the newbie crew

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    Artist: Queen

    Song: Fat Bottom Girls

    Real Lyric: FAT Bottomed girls you make the rockin' world go roud'

    The Misheard: FLAT bottomed girls you make the rockin' world go round'

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    Artist: Kinks

    Song: Come Dancing

    Real Lyric: The day they knocked down the palais My sister stood and cried. The day they knocked down the palais Part of my childhood died, just died.

    The Misheard: The day they knocked down the palais my sister stood and cried, the day they knocked down the palais one of my children died, just died.

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    Artist: Michael Jackson

    Song: Beat It

    Real Lyric: Just Beat It, Beat It, Beat It, Beat It No One Wants To Be Defeated

    The Misheard: Just beat it,beat it, beat it, beat itDon't cha maka me repeat it

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    Artist: Foreigner

    Song: Jukebox Hero

    Real Lyric: And be a Juke Box hero, got stars in his eyes

    The Misheard: and be a juice box hero, got a straw in his eye

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    Artist: Bowling for Soup

    Song: Sometimes

    Real Lyric: And I don't like tofu

    The Misheard: But your eye eats tofu

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    Artist: Counting Crows

    Song: Big Yellow Taxi

    Real Lyric: They paved paradise And put up a parking lot

    The Misheard: A pink paradise,you put up a fork in love

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