The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Where were you when her hour of need had come?
The Misheard: Where were you with our knee-high pumps?
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Real Lyric: Go on, leave me breathless
The Misheard: Go on, tease me bradley
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Real Lyric: Get up in the morning, slaving for bread, sir, so that every mouth can be fed. Poor me, the Israelite. Aah.
The Misheard: Get up in the morning, same thing for breakfast, so that every mouth can be fed.Oh, Oh, the Israelites.
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Real Lyric: You just stick the right formula in.
The Misheard: You just stick the rightful melon.
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Real Lyric: its raining men
The Misheard: Its a rainy day
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Real Lyric: There are many here among us Who feel that life is but a joke
The Misheard: Tear up money hair monkeysWhose seal has lightly buttered toast
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Real Lyric: It's to late to 'pologize
The Misheard: It's to late to call me James/John
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Real Lyric: Got a fist of pure emotion, got a head of shattered dreams
The Misheard: Got a fist of pure emulsion, got a shed of shattered creams
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Real Lyric: unplug the phone to get you alone dirty dance Her hips will send you into a trance Cos I'm cooler than the red dress I'd rather catch a guy on my own (Give me credit) 'Cos what you see the man gets
The Misheard: And when I'm done eating,My hiss will send you into a tranceCause I'm rollin' in a red dressI'd rather catch a kite on my own(Give me credit)'Cause what you see are maggots..
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Real Lyric: We all have teeth that can bite underneath To where the reality grows
The Misheard: We all have teeth that can bite a weenie.To where the reality grows.
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