The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: when the lights go down in the city, and the sun shines on the bay.........
The Misheard: when the lights go down in the city, and the sun shines on the bed.........
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Real Lyric: Stop pressuring me
The Misheard: Stop pissing on me
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Real Lyric: Dude looks like a lady
The Misheard: do me like a lady
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Real Lyric: How about a kiss from your cousin Dupree?
The Misheard: How about a kiss from your cousin the priest?
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Real Lyric: She Wore a rasberry berret, the kind you'd find in a second hand store
The Misheard: She had red vericous vains , and it looked like her left hand was thorn
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Real Lyric: take the word of one immortal
The Misheard: take the word of puny mortals
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Real Lyric: Rider, can you be a ghost someday?
The Misheard: Brother, can you be a girl someday?
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Real Lyric: You might laugh, you might frown
The Misheard: You're my love, you're my crown
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Real Lyric: They were shining there for you and me For liberty, Fernando
The Misheard: hey were shining there for you and meFor Lee and for tea, Fernando
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Real Lyric: And if you get a flu attack
The Misheard: And if you get through on tact
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