The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: I thought it was a bird but it was just a paper bag
The Misheard: I thought it was a burp but it was just a paper bag
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Real Lyric: I've been in this grass here for the last ten hours My clothes are dirty but my mouth isn't dry --- Woah I gave up asking days away I gave up asking days away --- I'm the man who stepped off the path Am I just lying here that's what I was made for
The Misheard: I've been in these guys here for the last ten hoursMy cousin's dirty and my mum is a drunk ---Woah I gave up asking days away I dream of bottom skin there's no way---I'm a man who steps out the parkAnd I'm just
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Real Lyric: Sisters Are Doin It For Themselves
The Misheard: Sisters are doing it to themselves
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Real Lyric: ...leaves a mark of Cain right here inside
The Misheard: ...feels like Michael Caine right here inside
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Real Lyric: NOT A DRY EYE IN THE HOUSE, AFTER LOVE'S CURTAIN COMES DOWN
The Misheard: NOT A DRY EYER IN THE HOUSE, ASTRONAUT KEVIN COMES DOWN.
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Real Lyric: Well, you dawned on me, and you bet I felt it.
The Misheard: Well, you done done me in your bed, I felt it.
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Real Lyric: "Planning his vengeance/that he will soon unfurl"
The Misheard: "Planning his vengeance/Nancy Wilson above"
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Real Lyric: Anticipation, Anticipation is makin' me wait, is keepin' me wai-ai-ai-ai-aitin'
The Misheard: Anticipation, Anticipa-yay-tionis makin' me way,it's keepin' me Yay, Yay, Yay, Yay, Ethan!!
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Real Lyric: And while I'm away cast out the demons inside
The Misheard: And while I'm away just count lemons and sig
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Real Lyric: When they'd gathered 'round and started talkin' Is when Billy would take me walkin'
The Misheard: When they'd gathered round and started talkin'Cousin Billy would take me walkin'
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