The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Southern girl with the scarlet drawl
The Misheard: Southern girl with the sky-lit bra
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Real Lyric: It was 1989, my thoughts were short my hair was long Caught somewhere between a boy and man She was seventeen and she was far from in-between It was summertime in Northern Michigan Ahh Ahh Ahh Ahh Ahh Ahh
The Misheard: I saw a werewolf with a Chinese menu in his hand walkin through the streets of Soho in the rain. He was lookin for the place called Lee Ho Fooks, gonna get a big dish of beef chow mein. Aaahoo, werewolves of London Aaahoo
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Real Lyric: Run your fingers through your hair.
The Misheard: Wipe your penis through your hair.
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Real Lyric: When the rain starts to fall
The Misheard: When the baby starts to grow
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Real Lyric: Hey Miss Murder Can I?
The Misheard: Hey Mr Murderer
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Real Lyric: Diaries left with criptic entries
The Misheard: Diaries left with crimson gantrys
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Real Lyric: something's coming over me
The Misheard: santa's coming over on me
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Real Lyric: CC pick up that guitar and talk to me
The Misheard: CC pick up that bucket of tar and talk to me
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Real Lyric: Will you stay with me? Will you be my love Among the fields of barley? And you can tell the sun in his jealous sky when we walked in fields of gold I never made promises lightly, and there have been some that i have broken, but i swear in the days still left we will walk in fields of gold, we will walk in fields of gold
The Misheard: Will you lay with me?Will you be my loveAmong the fields of collies?You can tell the skunk in his zealous eyeswhen we walked in fields of goldI never made promises like theseAnd there have been some that I won't keepBut I
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Real Lyric: Believe it or not, everyone, needs to feel loved
The Misheard: Believe it or not, everyone, needs to pee a lot.
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