The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: ..this animal..this animal..
The Misheard: ..geranamo..geranamo..
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Real Lyric: The unsuspecting victim of darkness in the valley
The Misheard: The unsuspecting picnic with dark knights in the valley
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Real Lyric: To the middle of my frustrated fears
The Misheard: To the middle of my prostate fears
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Real Lyric: Just as I looked away, I saw a face behind you... A little boy stood at your door
The Misheard: Just as I looked away, I saw a face behind you...A little oyster at your door
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Real Lyric: Dirty deeds done dirt cheap
The Misheard: Very constipated, the soothing light at the end of your bum hole. s**t's just a freight train coming your way.
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Real Lyric: Your eyes, I say your eyes may look like his...
The Misheard: Your eyes, I say your eyes may look like ears...
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Real Lyric: Four letter word just to get me along It's a difficulty and I'm biting on my tongue and
The Misheard: Four little words just to get me alongIt's a difficult T and I'm biting on my dong, yeah!
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Real Lyric: Southern girl with the scarlet drawl
The Misheard: Southern girl with the sky-lit bra
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Real Lyric: It was 1989, my thoughts were short my hair was long Caught somewhere between a boy and man She was seventeen and she was far from in-between It was summertime in Northern Michigan Ahh Ahh Ahh Ahh Ahh Ahh
The Misheard: I saw a werewolf with a Chinese menu in his hand walkin through the streets of Soho in the rain. He was lookin for the place called Lee Ho Fooks, gonna get a big dish of beef chow mein. Aaahoo, werewolves of London Aaahoo
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Real Lyric: Run your fingers through your hair.
The Misheard: Wipe your penis through your hair.
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