The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Not so long ago we were so in phase
The Misheard: Not so long ago we were sewin face
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Real Lyric: You want a piece of me?
The Misheard: You wanna piss on me?
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Real Lyric: Come hear Uncle John's band
The Misheard: Come in Uncle John's bed
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Real Lyric: Ooo, this is an SOS Don't wanna second guess This is the bottom line, its true I gave my all for you, now my hearts in two and I can't find the other half
The Misheard: Newwww, I'm in the SOSDon't want a second petthis is the bottom time, its newi gave my hall for new, now my heart's untrueand i can't hurt the other calf
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Real Lyric: Two-Timing Touch And Broken Bones
The Misheard: You got me touching monkey balls
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Real Lyric: Me and you and a dog named Boo Traveling and living of the land Me and you and a dog named Boo How I love being a free man.
The Misheard: Me and you and a dog named BooTraveling and living of the landMe and you and a dog named BooHow I love being a FEMALE
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Real Lyric: Drive nice cars I wanna have Groupies
The Misheard: Drive nice carsI wanna have Boobies
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Real Lyric: Her Fingers Touch His Skin
The Misheard: Her Fingers Touch His D!ck
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Real Lyric: I will not make the same mistakes that you did I will not let myself Cause my heart so much misery
The Misheard: I will not make the same mistakes that you didI would not wipe myselfCause my butt so much misery
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Real Lyric: Snap yo fingers! Do ya step!
The Misheard: Slap yo Bagels! do it yourself!
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