The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
Showing: 42221 thru 42230 of 54142
Real Lyric: I lost myself in a familiar song
The Misheard: I lost myself in a Glen Miller song
The Story: Read it here »
Real Lyric: How can we make love if we can't make amends?
The Misheard: How can we make love if we can't make a mess?
The Story: Read it here »
Real Lyric: We've got the music in our blood
The Misheard: We've got the music in our blow holes
The Story: Read it here »
Real Lyric: If I could save time in a bottle...
The Misheard: If I could save time in a butthole...
The Story: Read it here »
Real Lyric: Teasing your poetry
The Misheard: Teasing your poultry
The Story: Read it here »
Real Lyric: I don't wanna miss a thing
The Misheard: I don't wanna kiss the thing
The Story: Read it here »
Real Lyric: Flava in ya ear.
The Misheard: Flavors in your ass grease.
The Story: Read it here »
Real Lyric: I saw an angel of that I'm sure
The Misheard: I saw an angel of Adam sure
The Story: Read it here »
Real Lyric: Maybe that's the reason I've been acting so cold...
The Misheard: Maybe that's the reason that the napkins are cold.
The Story: Read it here »
Real Lyric: Don't stand, don't stand, don't stand so close to me
The Misheard: Toast Man, toast man, don't bring some toast to me
The Story: Read it here »
© KissThisGuy.com, 2007-2026. All Rights Reserved Worldwide.