The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: If I could save time in a bottle...
The Misheard: If I could save time in a butthole...
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Real Lyric: Teasing your poetry
The Misheard: Teasing your poultry
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Real Lyric: I don't wanna miss a thing
The Misheard: I don't wanna kiss the thing
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Real Lyric: Flava in ya ear.
The Misheard: Flavors in your ass grease.
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Real Lyric: I saw an angel of that I'm sure
The Misheard: I saw an angel of Adam sure
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Real Lyric: Maybe that's the reason I've been acting so cold...
The Misheard: Maybe that's the reason that the napkins are cold.
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Real Lyric: Don't stand, don't stand, don't stand so close to me
The Misheard: Toast Man, toast man, don't bring some toast to me
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Real Lyric: Into the Valley Betrothed and devine
The Misheard: Into the valleyPlace your hand in mine
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Real Lyric: Oh, I'm just a girl Take a good look at me Just your typical prototype
The Misheard: Oh, I'm just a girlTake a good look at meJust don't tease me 'cause I'll attack
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Real Lyric: Rockin' the casbah
The Misheard: Shat in the cat's car
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