The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Nevermore to feel the pain The heart collector sang And I won't be feeling hollow for so long
The Misheard: Nevermore to feel the painThe heart collector sangAnd I won't be getting a hard on for so long
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Real Lyric: Counting flowers on the wall
The Misheard: Captain Flowers on the wall
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Real Lyric: I would be reading you an Aesop's fable...
The Misheard: I would be reading you an eastside stable..
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Real Lyric: 'Cause what would they say if they ever knew
The Misheard: 'Cause what would they say? We play in the nude.
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Real Lyric: Happy to be stuck with you
The Misheard: Happy-doody-stuck with you
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Real Lyric: Mr. Wendell
The Misheard: Mr. Window
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Real Lyric: Seduce me tonight
The Misheard: Fruit juicy tonight
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Real Lyric: I lost myself in a familiar song
The Misheard: I lost myself in a Glen Miller song
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Real Lyric: How can we make love if we can't make amends?
The Misheard: How can we make love if we can't make a mess?
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Real Lyric: We've got the music in our blood
The Misheard: We've got the music in our blow holes
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