The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: They paved paradise and put up a parking lot
The Misheard: It'd be paradise if they put up a parking lot.
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Real Lyric: Well, it's a brimful of asha on the forty-five
The Misheard: There were three in the bed and they were forty-five.
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Real Lyric: "When I feel heavy metal"
The Misheard: "Well I feel nothing at all"
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Real Lyric: We will, we will rock you
The Misheard: We will, we will f**k you
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Real Lyric: She seems to have an invisible touch yeah
The Misheard: She seems to have an easy go truncheon
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Real Lyric: Send him victorious, happy and glorious
The Misheard: Send him Victoria, Happy and Gloria
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Real Lyric: No woman no cry
The Misheard: No woman no child
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Real Lyric: Easy now no need fi go down, easy now no need fi go down,
The Misheard: He likes to eat some fecal dunghe likes to eat some fecal dung
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Real Lyric: If you ain't tried real Mexican cooking, well, you oughta Just don't drink the water
The Misheard: If you ain't tried Kreole Mexican cooking, well, you oughtaJust don't drink the water
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Real Lyric: And its the pelvic thrust that really drives me insane.
The Misheard: And its the velvet gloves that really drives me insane.
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