The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Don't cry to me, oh baby
The Misheard: Don't fry tomatoes baby
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Real Lyric: "And I never saw the sudden curve till it's way too late"
The Misheard: "And I never saw the slag in her till it's way too late"
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Real Lyric: The only way to fix it is to flush it all away. Any f**king time. Any f**king day. Learn to swim, I'll see you down in Arizona bay
The Misheard: The only way to fix it is to flush it all away..Hey f**king Johnny,Hey f**king Jane.Learn to swim, I'll see you down in hell; We're on our way.
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Real Lyric: Through constant pained disgrace
The Misheard: And constipate this grace
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Real Lyric: Never free, never me, so I dub thee unforgiven
The Misheard: Never free lemonade, so I'm doubly unforgiven
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Real Lyric: Cop Killer! (at the very beginning)
The Misheard: Calculus!
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Real Lyric: When Will I Be Loved
The Misheard: When will Life be Love
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Real Lyric: Before her love I was cruel and mean...
The Misheard: Oh-ho! Lover! Screwin' me...!
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Real Lyric: They paved paradise and put up a parking lot.
The Misheard: The Pink Paradise put up a parking lot.
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Real Lyric: Before we married Mommy served On the WACs in the Philippines
The Misheard: Before we married, mommy surfed on the wax in the Philippines.
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