The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: For real, 'cause underneath it all
The Misheard: Freel, 'cause I'm a re-tah-tard
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Real Lyric: Arizona
The Misheard: Harry Stoner
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Real Lyric: And he shall be a Levon
The Misheard: An he shall be a meatball
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Real Lyric: I'm going off the rails on a crazy train
The Misheard: I'm going up the ramps in increasing pain
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Real Lyric: "My world crumbles when you are not here"
The Misheard: "I wore googles when you were not here"
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Real Lyric: I was up above it
The Misheard: Apples on a muffin
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Real Lyric: how can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat
The Misheard: how can you have any pu**y if you don't beat your meat
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Real Lyric: I want to go too far
The Misheard: I want to go to the bar
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Real Lyric: Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap
The Misheard: Dirty Dudes and their jungle jeeps
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Real Lyric: We fought so hard now can we understand
The Misheard: we work so hard now can wee on the stairs
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