The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Sexy can I Just pardon my manners
The Misheard: Sexy can IJust part my man-ness
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Real Lyric: Does your mother know that you're out?
The Misheard: Does your mother know you're a giraffe
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Real Lyric: Your body is mine to avail
The Misheard: Your butt is mine to feel
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Real Lyric: Where's the streetwise Hercules to fight the rising odds
The Misheard: Where's the streetwise Hercules the pies are riding on
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Real Lyric: You're so content it hurts me, I don't know why
The Misheard: You suck until it hurts me, I don't know why
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Real Lyric: Can't you feel our souls ignite
The Misheard: Can't you feel arseholes ignite
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Real Lyric: Beggin', beggin you. Put your loving hand out baby.
The Misheard: Betty, Betty Boop. Put your loving hands up baby.
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Real Lyric: Take or leave us, only please believe us We ain't ever gonna be respectable.
The Misheard: Take or leave us, only please believe usWe ain't ever gonna be Inspector Bob.
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Real Lyric: Don't be misunderstood When baby, maybe, you know...
The Misheard: Don't beat the stuff that's good, When baby, maybe, you know, Teschendorf.
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Real Lyric: Honey if i get restless, Baby your not that kind
The Misheard: Oh Honey if i get arrested, Baby your not that guy
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