The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: It's hip to be square
The Misheard: Just hit the bean square
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Real Lyric: Marconi plays the mamba...
The Misheard: Forty-one days of mambas...
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Real Lyric: There's the hydra, slice its throat, grab its scrote.
The Misheard: there's the hydra, slice its nads, and grab his scrote.
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Real Lyric: She's a maneater make you want more of her love
The Misheard: She's a maneater make you want an oompa-loomp
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Real Lyric: Gonna move my arms, gonna move my legs Gonna use my style, gonna use my sassy
The Misheard: Gonna move my arms, gonna move my legsGonna use my style, gonna use my sausage
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Real Lyric: A loaded god complex, c**k it and pull it.
The Misheard: A loony goo cornflake, c**k it and pull it.
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Real Lyric: Whats the worst that I could say, things are better if i stay.
The Misheard: Whats the worst that I could say, you could really use some spray.
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Real Lyric: dance, misery loves me
The Misheard: Miss Mystery loves me
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Real Lyric: Tell me you like boys like me better
The Misheard: Tell me you like boys slightly better
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Real Lyric: How many nights of limping round on pagan holidays?
The Misheard: How many nights of limping round to pagan harmonies?
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