The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: she's sitting with you but her eyes are on the door
The Misheard: she's sitting with you but her eyes are on the dog
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Real Lyric: Six foot tall, came without a warning so I had to shoot him dead
The Misheard: Six foot door, came without warning so I had to shoot him red
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Real Lyric: Everywhere i go she follows me
The Misheard: Everywhere i go she fondles me
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Real Lyric: you gotta slow it down girl you gotta slow it down girl you gotta slow it down girl you gotta slow it down girl
The Misheard: you gotta swallow down girlyou gotta swallow down girlyou gotta swallow down girlyou gotta swallow down girl
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Real Lyric: It's that time of year Leave all our hopelessnesses aside (If just for a little while)
The Misheard: It's that time of yearLeave all our hopelessnesses aside(It's just for a year, oh wow)
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Real Lyric: Old at heart, but I'm only...
The Misheard: Oh I'm hard, but I'm horny...
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Real Lyric: Why do they always send the poor?
The Misheard: Why do they always teleport?
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Real Lyric: It's hip to be square
The Misheard: Just hit the bean square
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Real Lyric: Marconi plays the mamba...
The Misheard: Forty-one days of mambas...
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Real Lyric: There's the hydra, slice its throat, grab its scrote.
The Misheard: there's the hydra, slice its nads, and grab his scrote.
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