The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Safety-pins holding up the things
The Misheard: Sexykins holding up the things
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Real Lyric: And a big yellow taxi took my girl away
The Misheard: And a big yellow taxi took my foot away
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Real Lyric: Let me go on, like a blister in the sun...
The Misheard: Let me go wild, I've got a blister from the sun...
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Real Lyric: It's quarter past eleven now we won't get in 'til quarter to.
The Misheard: It's called a pasta level now we won't get in 'til quarter two.
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Real Lyric: Country Boy, you've got your feet in L.A.
The Misheard: Country Boy, you've got your feet in a leg.
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Real Lyric: I'm blue, da ba dee da ba die...
The Misheard: I'm blue, I'm the demon of night...
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Real Lyric: ...Cruel to be kind, it's a very good sign...
The Misheard: ...Cruel to be kind, it's the very design...
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Real Lyric: Screen my phone calls
The Misheard: Scream my bones off
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Real Lyric: I've been waiting for this moment for all my life
The Misheard: I've been waiting for this summer for all my life
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Real Lyric: Mamase mamasa mamakusa
The Misheard: I'm-a gonna sing this song of matzah
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