The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: It's quarter past eleven now we won't get in 'til quarter to.
The Misheard: It's called a pasta level now we won't get in 'til quarter two.
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Real Lyric: Country Boy, you've got your feet in L.A.
The Misheard: Country Boy, you've got your feet in a leg.
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Real Lyric: I'm blue, da ba dee da ba die...
The Misheard: I'm blue, I'm the demon of night...
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Real Lyric: ...Cruel to be kind, it's a very good sign...
The Misheard: ...Cruel to be kind, it's the very design...
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Real Lyric: Screen my phone calls
The Misheard: Scream my bones off
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Real Lyric: I've been waiting for this moment for all my life
The Misheard: I've been waiting for this summer for all my life
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Real Lyric: Mamase mamasa mamakusa
The Misheard: I'm-a gonna sing this song of matzah
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Real Lyric: Touch my body Let me wrap my thighs All around your waist Just a little taste
The Misheard: Touch my bodyLet me rub my flaxAll around your waistJust a little taste
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Real Lyric: She keeps Moet and Chandon in her pretty cabinet "Let them eat cake" she says, just like Marie Antoinette
The Misheard: She keeps her Mo, Anna, Sean Doe in a pretty cabinet"Rightfully cake" she says, just like Marie Antoinette
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Real Lyric: Now Watergate does not bother me
The Misheard: Now while I'm gay, it does not bother me
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