The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Girl don't play the fool
The Misheard: Girl don't play the flute
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Real Lyric: "Put your tiny hand in mine"
The Misheard: "Put your f***ing hand in mine"
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Real Lyric: Dress it up with the trappings of love
The Misheard: >unknown gibberish< with the droppings of a lamb
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Real Lyric: Gunpowder, gelatine.
The Misheard: Goodbye to cheddar cheese.
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Real Lyric: My love is like the colours of the girls, so what hold tight.
The Misheard: My love is like the colours of the girls, it's butt-hole tight.
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Real Lyric: You're running like a blind man
The Misheard: You're running from the pie man
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Real Lyric: Informer, you no say daddy me snow me Ill go blame,A licky boom boom down.
The Misheard: The Farmer knows the Jujubes are better then the raisins. Sit your boom boom down.
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Real Lyric: You might laugh, you might frown Walking 'round London town
The Misheard: You might love you my friendWalking 'round London town
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Real Lyric: I've gotta leave old Durham town.
The Misheard: I've got an evil donut now.
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Real Lyric: And when she walks, she walks with passion
The Misheard: And when she walks, she wants a pet shop
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