The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: I won't go down with this ship
The Misheard: I won't go down with this sh*t
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Real Lyric: I'd ask my friends to come and see An octopus's garden with me
The Misheard: I'd like my friends to call me Steve. At an octopus's garden with me.
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Real Lyric: Jeremy spoke in class today.
The Misheard: Jeremy's broken today.
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Real Lyric: Who wants that honey?
The Misheard: Who walks behind me?
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Real Lyric: The direction of the eye.
The Misheard: The erection of the eye.
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Real Lyric: I believe in miracles
The Misheard: I believe in alcohol
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Real Lyric: Boppin' in the country, fishing in a stream
The Misheard: Boppin' in the country, pissin' in a stream
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Real Lyric: Girl don't play the fool
The Misheard: Girl don't play the flute
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Real Lyric: "Put your tiny hand in mine"
The Misheard: "Put your f***ing hand in mine"
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Real Lyric: Dress it up with the trappings of love
The Misheard: >unknown gibberish< with the droppings of a lamb
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