The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: this aint a scene its a god damn arms race
The Misheard: this aint a scene its a god damn arse face
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Real Lyric: A Millie [repeated]
The Misheard: hum diddly[repeated]
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Real Lyric: Boy meets Girl...
The Misheard: Barney's girl...
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Real Lyric: Fight the violence with nonviolence
The Misheard: Fight the violence with long violins
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Real Lyric: Situations, are irrelevant now.
The Misheard: Situations, are all sexual now!
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Real Lyric: 18 and life you got it, 18 and life, you know
The Misheard: 18 and life's beaucolic, 18 and laugh it off
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Real Lyric: And it's a sin to live so well
The Misheard: And it's obscene to live so well
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Real Lyric: The Red Flag waving never meant the same.
The Misheard: Tourette's women never sound the same.
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Real Lyric: Hey little girl with the cash to burn, Well I'm selling something you won't return.
The Misheard: Hey little girl with a rash that burns, I'm selling something you won't be worse.
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Real Lyric: And you're singing the song Thinking this is the life And you wake up in the morning and your head feels twice the size
The Misheard: And you singing the songThinking this is the lifeAnd you wake up in the morning and your hipster twists aside
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